It’s Thursday night. I’m just a girl trying to relax at the end of a long day. I thought I’d have a nice glass of wine.
Only when I took a sip, something was odd. I mean, I’m no expert but Sauvignon blanc isn’t supposed to be lumpy, right? Or fluttery?
I spat wine across the room. And I owe the swear jar. Does motherfucker count as one word or two?
Adventures in Date Night 
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