Um, Ew!

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It’s Thursday night.  I’m just a girl trying to relax at the end of a long day.  I thought I’d have a nice glass of wine.

Only when I took a sip, something was odd.  I mean, I’m no expert but Sauvignon blanc isn’t supposed to be lumpy, right?  Or fluttery?

I spat wine across the room.  And I owe the swear jar.  Does motherfucker count as one word or two?

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18 thoughts on “Um, Ew!

  1. The idea of lumpy Sauvignon is hilarious, and the reason for it on this occasion, even more so. I hope your room’s recovered from the wine-shower. I’d love to have been a ‘fly on the wall’! lol.

  2. Pingback: Date Night Extraordinaire–Part 1 | Adventures in Date Night

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