Ode To Sweatpants
Oh, sweatpants, my sweatpants, you’re a favorite fall friend.
On cool days you’ve got me all covered, in the end.
You’re soft and you’re flexible; you never judge.
Even after I indulge so much I can’t budge.
So this holiday week, I’ll keep you in mind.
I’d never go off and leave you behind.
This Thursday you’ll find me a grateful lass,
I’m ever so happy that you fit my…lifestyle.
–An original poem by Pandora Spocks